Men, Genatalia, and Donna Jo

  • Sep. 21st, 2006 at 9:32 PM
Starlit
Now first, I personally am VERY man oriented. Overall, ive been a pretty prudish girl for all my chatter.

however, NO ONE beats our grand friend [info]thesuthernangel

Suthernangel: though I love me some Dick.

that is a DIRECT quote. with NO alteration.

later:
gracefulshrimp: im prepping a post about boys and how you want dick
Suthernangel: not want....love


and the CULMINATION

Suthernangel: man I'm hungry
gracefulshrimp: dude, you are talkig about dick and now you are hungry?
Suthernangel: i'm hungry and I want Dick.
Suthernangel: I also want dead Beaver.



and that is THAT

(yes we were referring to veronica mars, and the brother dick and beaver)


AND IF YOUTHOUGHT IT ENDED THERE!!! HAHAHA

now we move on to BUS analogies.
SO Im from NH, and DJ is from the south.

Suthernangel: and if it doesn't work out.....well, whatever. men are like buses, wait 5 mins...another one will come by
gracefulshrimp: so if men are like busses. well in NH we dont HAVE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
Suthernangel: we have public transportation here....but only poor people ride it and it only goes to certain parts of town........not sure what the analogy is there.
gracefulshrimp: its crappy and doesnt run on weekends?
Suthernangel: it's dirty, smells bad, and picks up trashy women
Suthernangel: making myself laugh

so then i caused her to almost HURT herself laughing so hard
dudes
and dudettes
I FREAKING ROCK

surrey with the fringe on top

  • Apr. 14th, 2006 at 10:23 PM
Starlit
Oklahoma with Hugh Jackman
1. holy shit can he sing, i mean fucking REALLY, and the first 5 minutes is a camera angle of his penis, hehe
2. its a recording of a performance, so every now and then (right when you get REALLY into it) it cuts to applause....
3. its fucking THREE hours long
4. half the women suck :(

so we stopped about 2 hours in, with Jud Frye's song
oh wait, you say, he doesnt have a song

THATS RIGHT
he doesnt. and yet, there he is, SINGING

but lordy does Hugh's face make up for alot :)


so that random last question on the poll, the website link explains it.
somebody takes 2 names thru infos in eljay, and runs a program where it aims the two people.but each person looks like they have been messaged byt he other, but its a 3rd aim name, the great hatsby, in this case
so i start talking to this guy, who thinks im a robot, and it actually was a funny conversation
i was so hoping it was someone that i knew that wanted to take me to see Slither (which i gave up on)
and he goes
there are 2 options
1. this is an elaborate joke
2. someone made a program (which is what the actual situation was)

and is said, but what about choice c) you are tall dark and handsome 25 year old man that wants to take me to see slither

which was extra weird because he was 25... that was weird
though, regardless of everything, he was NYC, and so yeah, no slither (referring back to Oklahoma! which we watched tonight)

i also watched the last 1/3 of pride and prejudice
because i love it so


AND tomorrow night at zach and sara's i will be watching it AGAIN
so HA HA HA!!!

also, ill be house sitting there so ill be online a LOT this week, and then ill be going to see [info]pips!!! so i wont be online at all next weekend

new icon maker i found with one of THE best freaking profiles
http://dodo31.livejournal.com/profile
sreiously, go check it out
of course, she is buffy, angel, firefly and crossing jordan, so OF COURSE i love it
and look at her icons, there is one of shoes, SO FUNNY

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