when you PURCHASE a guinea pig from a pet store, it is not adopting it
okay?
you are BUYING it

i know it is a crappy situation, but it is not a rescue, or an adoption, you dont have to fill out information about yourself

you give them money and take the animal

that is a purchase
additionally, when you are breeding an animal, and then selling it for FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS
that is also not a freaking adoption
http://nh.craigslist.org/pet/128430060.html
fuck sticks

you may continue with your daily life